Georgette's Little Poetry Corner 





Qui-Gon, great and noble Jedi was he;
brave and wise, saw what others could not see.
Though one thing amazes,
now why in the blazes...
did he save Jar Jar Binks from the stampede!


There once was a Gungan from Naboo,
whose irritation just grew and GREW!
Tho' he thought he was charming,
the movie he was harming...
too bad Darth Maul didn't get him, too!


Roses are red,
violets are blue;
Jar Jar Binks...
meesa SICK of you!






"Cos" Palpatine?
Yeah, right.

How 'bout another first name for the most terrifying guy in the Galaxy...


Top Ten List of first names for Palpatine:

10. Alice
9.  Willie
8.  Dimsdale
7.  Elwood
6.  Jake
5.  Joe Bob
4.  Herb
3.  Jose
2.  Montell

And the number one first name for Palpatine...

Newt