The

It's worse than any commie threat!

The original George Lucas PHANTOM MENACE cast has been
replaced by the Grant/Naylor RED DWARF cast.  Why?

...Smeg knows.







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CAST:




Ace Rimmer .............................................. Ace-Mon Gin
Dave Lister ....................................... Listy-Wan Kababi

...A couple of cool galactic guardians
of peace and justice.







Arnold Judas Rimmer...... Senator Poopatine/Darth Sillious
  
...A dangerously ambitious politician,
with a sillier side.






the Cat ............................................ Captain Fantastic

...The COOLEST guy in the galaxy.






Duane Dibley ................................ Jam Jam Breaks

...The most IRRITATING guy in the galaxy.






Kris Kochanski .................................. Queen Amichanski

...Forever trying to save her world
from the messes men make.






Kryten ............................................................ Kry-3PO

...A little too smart and cheeky for his own good.






Holly 1 ............................................. "Slick Rick" Oily

...The slickest pilot in the galaxy.







Holly 2 ............................................. "Anni" Skywalker

...A hapless female computer, trapped inside a boy's body.









with Special Guest Star:

Darth Maul ..................................................... as Himself

"I just can't wait to get my hands on THIS cast!"






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