Georgette's World Star Wars Pictures Humor -- Monthly Poll Archive
September 2001 Poll
Best Alternative Title For "Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones"
48% -- "I Was A Teenage Jedi"
40% -- "Padme & Anni's Excellent Adventure"
12% -- "Jango Bells, Jango Bells"
October 2001 Poll
The most anticipated new TV show in the Galaxy:
31% -- THE SITH PRACTICE: A Sith attorney desperately searches for a new junior partner.
34% -- FRIENDZ: The friendship of two Jedi and a former queen is tested when flames of romance are ignited.
35% -- 60 MINUTES?!: A panel of nervous SW fans discuss how much screen time Jar Jar will get in Episode II.
November 2001 Poll
Time again for Thanksgiving dinner. Which wine do you serve with roast Gungan?
24% -- White
53% -- Red
23% -- Ripple
December 2001 Poll
All I want for Christmas is:
30% -- A Swoop
17% -- Padme's Wardrobe
53% -- A Job At LucasFilm
January 2002 Poll
Who is LEAST likely to keep their New Year's resolution?
14% -- Obi-Wan. Promised to be a better Master to his padawan
30% -- Padme. Promised to start buying clothes at The Gap
56% -- Anakin. Promised to take Anger Management classes
February 2002 Poll
Where is Anakin taking Padme for Valentine's Day?
44% -- The Waterfalls of Naboo... for a romantic picnic.
56% -- The Boonta Eve Pod Race... for the "Two for One" beer special.
March 2002 Poll
Which Jedi would have the coolest Irish name?
20% -- Anakin O'Skywalker
17% -- Mace O'Windu
33% -- Obi-Wan O'Kenobi
29% -- O'Yoda
April 2002 Poll
Who would most likely cheat on their income taxes?
21% -- Chancellor Palpatine
41% -- Jabba the Hutt
38% -- Watto
May 2002 Poll
What did Jango Fett get Mrs. Fett for Mother's Day this year?
23% -- Wookiee pelts
10% -- Carton of bootleg cigarettes
67% -- Same thing he got her last year: nothing
June 2002 Poll
Who wins the Star Wars "Father of the Year" award?
8% -- Cliegg "Scruffy-looking" Lars
-- a guy so charming, he could only get a wife by BUYING one.
49% -- Darth "Who's Yo Daddy" Vader
-- a guy who waaay overdid the "Tough Love" parenting thingy.
43% -- Jango "The Rocketeer" Fett
-- a guy who truly taught his son how to get "aHEAD".
July 2002 Poll
Palpatine's favorite summer vacation getaway spot:
25% -- Disney World (likes to shock Mickey while no one's looking)
36% -- Las Vegas (uses the Force to cheat at the Craps Table)
39% -- Washington, D.C. (to party down with fellow darkside politicians)
August 2002 Poll
It's Registration time at the Jedi Academy. Which class is most popular with new students?
52% -- Lightsabers 101
-- Fundamentals of lightsabers. Topics range from making an emergency lightsaber from ordinary household items, to selecting the right colored crystal. Also covers such safety issues as igniting a lightsaber near flammable materials, and do-it-yourself surgery. 3 credits, 1 lab credit
5% -- Jedi Fashion 101
-- Explores the history and application of Jedi design, including the "do's" and "don'ts" of patent leather. Also, Decorating Faux Paux: Dark Side influences in today's fashion world. 3 credits
43% -- Jedi Mind Tricks 101
-- Basics of Jedi mind-control, including petty magic tricks and con games. Students MUST pass a psychological profile before registering for this course. 4 credits (5, if you can trick the Dean into giving it to you.)
September 2002 Poll
Who would kick Vin Diesel's butt the farthest into a galaxy far, far away?
31% -- Darth Maul
39% -- Anakin Skywalker
29% -- Jango Fett
October 2002 Poll
Who's scarier?
49% -- Emperor Palpatine
51% -- Hannibal Lecter
November 2002 Poll
Which one is the bigger turkey?
44% -- Ewoks - The TV Series
56% -- The Adventures of Pluto Nash
December 2002 Poll
Who's the Baddest Boy on Santa's list this year?
38% -- Chancellor Palpatine
26% -- Anakin Skywalker
12% -- Jango Fett
24% -- Count Dooku
January 2003 Poll
It's a new year and Anakin has promised to work on some of his issues. He needs to start with:
15% -- His mama fixation.
24% -- His constant dissin' of Master Kenobi.
62% -- His "I'm going to be the most powerful Jedi ever" control-freak crap.
February 2003 Poll
Help Ani finish his first Valentine poem for Padme:
Roses are red,violets are blue...
20% -- Candy is sweet, just like you.
28% -- Like Jar Jar Binks, I'm stupid for you.
52% -- Yoda's got game, but I've got you.
March 2003 Poll
It's time again for the Coruscant Academy Awards. Which film will win Best Picture:
17% -- GANGS OF GENOSIS
42% -- THE LORD OF THE SITH: THE TWO PALPATINES
41% -- HOW TO LOSE A HAND IN 10 MINUTES
April 2003 Poll
Who would you let prepare your income tax forms?
29% -- Palpatine
71% -- Yoda
May 2003 Poll
Who would never even bother to call his mom on Mother's Day?
53% -- Darth Maul
47% -- Palpatine
June 2003 Poll
Who would have shocked Luke even MORE by announcing "I am your father"?
6% -- Darth Maul
11% -- Palpatine
61% -- Jabba the Hutt
22% -- Mon Mothma
July 2003 Poll
Palpatine's crackdown on civil liberties and political dissent was necessary in order to protect the people of the Republic.
30% -- Agreed
70% -- Bull
August 2003 Poll
Whose fight would be the coolest?
25% -- Freddy vs. Yoda
22% -- Jason vs. Yoda
53% -- Chucky vs. Yoda
September 2003 Poll
Who should join Arnold Schwarzenegger on the California recall ballot?
27% -- Palpatine
20% -- Padme
53% -- Jar Jar
October 2003 Poll
What will Padme's parents say
about her marriage to Anakin?
16% -- We're so happy for you both!
10% -- Okay.
74% -- YOU DID WHAT?!
November 2003 Poll
Who would you rather have Thanksgiving Dinner with?
29% -- Padme and Anakin, at her parent's house.
51% -- Yoda and Mace, at the Jedi Academy.
20% -- Darth Sidious and Count Dooku, at their rather tastefully decorated hideout.
December 2003 Poll
Santa made his list and checked it twice. He found out Anakin's been:
81% -- naughty
19% -- nice
January 2004 Poll
It's a new year and Anakin is thinking about adding this new look:
31% -- blonde highlights
69% -- diamond stud earrings
0% -- "MOM" arm tattoo
February 2004 Poll
It's Cupid time again, and Padme needs help with her Valentine poem to Anakin: Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,
53% -- Just like the Force, I'll be with you.
18% -- We're a much cuter couple, than 3PO & R2.
29% -- Tho' your hand is creepy, I will still love you.
March 2004 Poll
Coolest Irish Name:
14% -- Padme McAmidala
40% -- Jango McFett
23% -- Jar Jar McBinks
23% -- Count McDooku
April 2004 Poll
Who, besides Janet Jackson, is most likely to have a "wardrobe malfunction"?
43% -- Padme McAmidala
24% -- Princess Leia
33% -- Darth Vader
May 2004 Poll
Most anticipated new movie this month:
33% -- The Day After Tomorrow --
This movie takes a big-budget, special-effects-filled look at what the world would look like if the greenhouse effect continued, re-creating the Ice Age and turning the Earth into Hoth.
11% -- Raising Helen --
When her brother (Jango Fett) dies in a Jedi battle, a young modeling agency assistant, Helen, takes on the role as guardian of his surviving unaltered clone, Boba.
56% -- Shrek 2 --
Picking up exactly where the first movie left off, this movie takes us to a galaxy Far, Far Away as Shrek and Jar Jar Binks return to Naboo to announce their gay marriage to some rather confused Gungans.
June 2004 Poll
After getting cussed-out by "Sopranos" star James Gandolfini, the "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" stars have fled to Coruscant, ready to makeover:
27% -- Obi-Wan Kenobi
22% -- Mace Windu
51% -- Yoda
July 2004 Poll
Which Movie will be the #1 Coruscant Box Office Hit for July 2004:
47% -- Shrek Too
Shrek and his new spouse, Jar Jar Binks, visit Naboo and some rather confused Gungan in-laws.
36% -- Coruscant 9/11
Michael Moore's latest documentary about Chancellor Palpatine misleading the republic into war.
17% -- The Gungan Candidate
Denzel Washington stars as a Clone Wars vet who discovers Palpatine's illegal contributions to Jar Jar Bink's re-election campaign -- a little quid pro quo for getting Palpy emergency war powers.
August 2004 Poll
Most highly anticipated demise in Episode III:
24% -- Padme Naberrie-Skywalker
27% -- Mace Windu
49% -- Jar Jar Binks
September 2004 Poll
Winner: Alien vs Predator vs Yoda
4% -- Alien
9% -- Predator
87% -- Yoda
October 2004 Poll
If Palpatine were running for president, who would be his running mate?
41% -- John Edwards
59% -- Dick Cheney
November 2004 Poll
This season's most anticipated DVD release with a Star Wars actor in it:
13% -- Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
67% -- The Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King (Extended Version)
20% -- Garden State
December 2004 Poll
Who gets to play "Scrooge" in the Jedi Academy's holiday production of "A Christmas Carol"?
25% -- Mace Windu
49% -- Yoda
26% -- Obi-Wan Kenobi
January 2005 Poll
Instead of "Luke and Leia", Padme should have
used the names of these famous twins:
35% -- Apollo and Diana
18% -- Sebastian and Viola
47% -- Mary-Kate and Ashley
February 2005 Poll
2005 Coruscant Academy Awards Best Picture:
34% -- "The Jedi Aviator" -- starring Anakin Skywalker
23% -- "Million Dollar Wardrobe Baby" -- starring Padme Skywalker
9% -- "Head Turned Sideways, Looking Stupid" -- starring Jar Jar Binks
14% -- "Finding Michael Jackson's Neverland" -- starring C-3PO
19% -- "Ray" -- starring Master "Hit-The-Road-Jack-And-Go-Into-Hiding" Yoda
March 2005 Poll
Who will be the ultimate Star Wars bad guy?
35% -- Darth Vader
31% -- Emperor Palpatine
6% -- Darth Maul
10% -- General Grievous
18% -- Jar Jar Binks
April 2005 Poll
Which line do you want to hear most in "Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith"?
18% -- "May the Force be with you."
22% -- "I have a bad feeling about this."
35% -- "If you only knew the power of the Dark Side."
25% -- "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
May 2005 Poll
Would Chancellor Palpatine be Emperor Palpatine without Anakin Skywalker?
23% -- Definitely!
60% -- No way, never!
17% -- Perhaps, with a little help from Karl Rove.
June 2005 Poll
Will "Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith" finally knock "Titanic" off its lofty perch as the #1 All-Time USA Boxoffice Movie?
6% -- NEVER!
78% -- OF COURSE!
16% -- Close, but no cigar.
July 2005 Poll
Best Celebrity Death Match:
52% -- Batman vs Anakin
16% -- Wookiees vs "Land of the Dead" Zombies
32% -- General Grievous vs Mr. & Mrs. Smith
August 2005 Poll
Anakin believed the Jedi were traitors because:
74% -- he was gullible and believed everything the Chancellor told him.
26% -- he just wanted an excuse to kick some Jedi butt.
September 2005 Poll
Who would make the best James Bond Villain?
33% -- Jabba the Hutt
40% -- Palpatine
27% -- Darth Plagueis "the Wise"
October 2005 Poll
Best Trick or Treater:
33% -- Obi-Wan as Darth Vader
13% -- Palpatine as Mace Windu
54% -- Anakin as Queen Amidala
November 2005 Poll
So, if Padme had lived...
62% -- She would've divorced Anakin/Vader.
38% -- She would've become a Sith Lady.
December 2005 Poll
Which gift will Obi-Wan Kenobi send to Darth Vader for Christmas?
21% -- Fire Extinguisher
33% -- Burnt Gingerbread Sith
46% -- Lava Lamp
January 2006 Poll
In the "Revenge of the Sith" dvd easter egg, Yoda dances to hip-hop music. Who else would you like to see get down with the sound??
30% -- Anakin
30% -- Padme
40% -- Obi-Wan
February 2006 Poll
Winner, 2006 Coruscant Academy Award for Best Picture:
42% -- Brokeback Deathstar --
An epic love story -- set against the sweeping landscape of the interior of a deadly space station -- that tells of two young men: a stormtrooper and a laser cannon gunner.
15% -- Good Night, and Tough Luck --
A chronicle of the real-life conflict between Senator Bail Organa and Emperor Palpatine and his Galactic Un-Republican Activities Committee.
43% -- Smash --
A Coruscant housewife and her D.A. husband. A Cloud City store owner. Two Jedi masters who are also lovers. An Alderaan television director and his wife. A Tatooine locksmith. They all live in the Empire. And during the next 36 hours, they will all collide.
March 2006 Poll
"Dancing with the Coruscant Stars" winners:
39% -- Anakin & Padme
16% -- Obi-wan & Padme
45% -- Anakin & Obi-Wan
April 2006 Poll
Who would you like to see with their own Reality Show?
24% -- Anakin
13% -- Obi-wan
10% -- Padme
41% -- Yoda
12% -- Palpatine
May - June 2006 Poll
Okay, let's say Mace did whack Palpatine. Who should replace him as Chancellor?
7% -- Former Chancellor Valorum
33% -- Senator Bail Organa
24% -- Senator Padme Amidala
36% -- Jar Jar Binks
July 2006 Poll
Asked if it were true he's become a "dark, nefarious source in the administration," Vice-President Dick Cheney said, "I suppose sometimes people look at my demeanor and say, 'Well, he's the Darth Vader of the administration.' "
Who's really more dark and nefarious?
52% -- Darth Vader
48% -- Dick Cheney
August 2006 Poll
If Anakin hadn't been seduced to the Dark Side by Palpatine, he would have:
54% -- eventually grown into a great Jedi
46% -- been kicked out of the Jedi Academy for insubordination.
September 2006 Poll
Which galactic race will win on Emperor Palpatine's new tv show: "Survivor: Race Wars":
48% -- Wookiees
19% -- Ewoks
10% -- Gungans
23% -- Humans
October 2006 Poll
Palpatine orchestrated a war to:
50% -- increase his power.
7% -- promote democracy.
43% -- piss-off the rest of the galaxy.
November 2006 Poll
How will Anakin Skywalker celebrate Thanksgiving this year?
24% -- Stay home and eat Padme's homemade turkey dinner.
30% -- Take Padme out to Denny's (to avoid eating her homemade turkey dinner).
46% -- Hide out at a Coruscant sports bar to catch the NFL's Thanksgiving Day Tripleheader.
December 2006 Poll
Who will over-consume the Anakin-spiked egg nog at the Jedi Academy Christmas Party?
23% -- Mace Windu
50% -- Yoda
27% -- Madame Jocasta Nu, Head Librarian
January 2007 Poll
Which one is on Obi-Wan's New Year's Resolutions List?
27% -- Drink Less Alcohol
12% -- Quit Smoking Now
61% -- Get a Better Job
February 2007 Poll
Winner, Best Picture of 2007
Coruscant Academy Awards:
21% -- The Defarted. A young undercover jedi (Anakin Skywalker) is assigned to infiltrate the mob syndicate run by gassy gangland chief Jabba the Hutt.
6% -- The Queen B. A revealing, wicked portrait of Queen Amidala's family in crisis immediately following the invasion of Naboo.
19% -- Little Miss Starshine. The Organa family treks from Alderaan to the Little Miss Starshine pageant on Coruscant, to fulfill the deepest wish of 7-year-old Leia.
20% -- Babeling. In the remote sands of the Tatooine desert, a Tusken Raider's rifle shot rings out, starting a series of endless bickering between a Gungan, an Ewok, and a Jawa, none of whom understands what the others are saying.
34% -- Letters From Dagobah. The story of the war between Imperial and Rebel forces, as told from the perspective of two good friends (Yoda and Obi-Wan Kenobi), who watch helplessly throughout various battles as their comrades are knocked-off by Darth Vader.
March 2007 Poll
Was Obi-Wan just a little jealous of Anakin's strength with the Force?
42% -- NO WAY!
58% -- YEP!
April 2007 Poll
Kurt Russell, Christopher Walken, Burt Reynolds and Al Pacino said "no" to the role of Han Solo. Which one should have said "yes"?
42% -- Kurt Russell
20% -- Christopher Walken
13% -- Burt Reynolds
25% -- Al Pacino
May 2007 Poll
Winner: Anakin vs Venom
77% -- Anakin
23% -- Venom
June 2007 Poll
Who played the most charming pirate ever:
48% -- Johnny Depp
49% -- Harrison Ford
3% -- Errol Flynn
July 2007 Poll
If Mace Windu had arrested Chancellor Palpatine, the Senate and the Courts would have:
28% -- done nothing to remove him from power.
27% -- convicted him, but then commute his sentence so he'd serve no prison time.
45% -- impeach and imprison him for high treason and war crimes.
August 2007 Poll
Least-likely-to-be-made Star Wars toy:
42% -- Barfing Jar Jar Doll
32% -- Cussing Palpatine Doll
26% -- Yoda Fart Cushion
September 2007 Poll
Winner, 2007 "Sexiest Jedi Alive" contest:
39% -- Obi-Wan Kenobi
51% -- Anakin Skywalker
10% -- Luke Sywalker
October 2007 Poll
This Halloween, Palpatine is most likely to place a flaming bag of dog poop at the door of:
15% -- Obi-Wan Kenobi
22% -- Mace Windu
63% -- Yoda
November 2007 Poll
With Padme gone, Anakin will spend this Thanksgiving:
19% -- at the Stormtroopers' Turkey Shoot Extravaganza.
25% -- alone in that weird meditation chamber-thing of his.
56% -- bar-hopping with Palpatine.
December 2007 Poll
Who is most likely to regift (give a gift they got as a gift from someone else)?
47% -- Palpatine
26% -- Yoda
26% -- Anakin
January 2008 Poll
Most likely to cross The Writers Guild of Coruscant's strike picket line to do "The Empire Tonight Show with Jay Leno":
44% -- Palpatine
29% -- Jabba the Hutt
27% -- Darth Maul
February 2008 Poll
Most important U.S. election issue for Palpatine:
22% -- Tax Cuts
49% -- War
29% -- Homeland Security
March 2008 Poll
Best mascot for Coruscant's newest fast-food restaurant:
28% -- Yoda
45% -- Jar Jar Binks
27% -- R2-D2
April 2008 Poll
I'd love to see another movie starring:
27% -- Hayden Christensen and Ewan McGregor
17% -- Hayden Christensen and Natalie Portman
24% -- Ewan McGregor and Natalie Portman
32% -- Samuel L. Jackson and any of the above
last updated 2008/05/05