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Georgette's World Star Wars Trilogy Pictures Humor

Emperor

"...Yes, I have forseen it! Now put $50
to win on Lady Luck in the 3rd race."






"MY dental plan? Why do you ask?"






"Just for the record, Skywalker...
THIS was your father's idea!"






"Hey moron, put out that cigarette before... "






"I'm feeling quite adventurous tonight, Lord Vader.
Let's order the Hawaiian pizza!"

Boba Fett

"Hey, do I question how YOU make a living?"








"Put Captain Solo's frozen butt in the cargo hold, next to the beer."










"Aw nuts! I had to do a psychological profile
and wait 3 days to get that gun!"









"Yeah, yeah, I know...

I make this suit look good!"

Stormtroopers

"...Actually, I planned to go to beauty college."








"Uh-oh! It's Princess Leia with a blaster...
whatever you do, DON'T say anything about her hair!"








"Blast 'em!! Oh who am I kidding, we NEVER hit anything!"








"Come on... just one more moving violation,
and I'll have my ticket quota for today!"








CREW GUY: "Come on... read it!"
TROOPER: "I don't want to... it's dumb!"
CREW GUY: "Well, too bad! George says you have to read what's on the board here. It's for the sponsors."
TROOPER: "Crap, this is sooo embarrassing...
Hi, my name is Kevin. You know, working in the hot sun all day and wearing this stormtrooper outfit can be tough; especially when it comes to... jock itch... "






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