Georgette's World Star Wars Trilogy Pictures Humor
Luke
"...so that's 50 points for every Ewok I hit, right?"
"Maybe Uncle Owen was right.I'm a lover, not a fighter."
"That's right... and the jewelry, too!
Easy now, and nobody gets hurt!"
"...that's for never calling me!
...that's for never sending a birthday card!
...and that's for skipping out on mom!"
"Fine! I'll go see your stupid Emperor then.
Geez, what a control freak you are, dad!"
Han
"Look old man, I'll take you to Alderaan for free,
IF you lose this whiny-a** farm boy!"
"Alright Luke, let's settle this Leia question
right here and now, you little pervert!"
"Wonderful plan, Chewie. But what happens when the
guards realize you're not really the Dalai Lama?"
"Stop him! He's smuggling copies of
the Episode II script!"
"Sure I do, baby. I've always loved you for your mind.
Money has nothing to do with my marriage proposal!
Say, just how much are you worth anyway?"
Leia
"Alright, you dirty little
flea-bitten teddy bear!
Give my wallet back!"
"Right, Han. Gotta wear this
on our wedding night...
Only, I don't think
it comes in YOUR size."
"Hey! That furry little scumbag Wickett pinched me again!"
"All I've gotta say is...
I'm glad MY butt's not going out there!"
"Foul Stench, eh? Well, Princess...
I'm not too crazy about that cheap perfume you're wearing either!"
"Are you kidding? ME go out with YOU... in THAT sweater?!"
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