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Georgette's World Star Wars Trilogy Pictures Humor

Obi-Wan

"Mos Eisley Spaceport. You will never find a
more wretched hive of scum and villainy...

unless you watch the Jerry Springer show."
















"Uh... yeah, yeah, sure. Now that you've mentioned it,
Luke, I DO recall owning a droid. A very, very expensive
droid... exactly like this R2 unit here. You, uh, wouldn't
happen to be, uh, interested in buying it, would you?"






"So you're the 'Master' now, eh Vader? Why you
arrogant son of a... I still remember when you were
just a snot-nosed little brat, we used to call 'Annie'!"






VADER: "Qui-Gon never told you what happened to your son.
Obi-Wan...  I  am your son!"

OBI-WAN: "Oh please, Vader. That is like sooo lame!"






"These aren't the droids you're looking for.
You don't need to see our identification.
Diet Pepsi does taste more like regular Coke."

Vader

"Dad, you still won't admit that our family's just a bit dysfunctional?"






"Wow! I could save my son's life and lose my own,
or, I could just let the Emperor kill the little...
Hmmm, let's see... eenie, meenie, miney, moe... "






"I told you no more in-flight movies about Star Trek!"






"Listen Luke, I don't like this father business
any more than you do... but s***  happens!"






"Alright that's it, young lady!
No N'Sync concert for you this weekend!"

Lando

"I'm sorry I couldn't do more, but I've got my own problems...
like cleaning up that mess Chewie made in the guest room.
Darn it Han, you told me he was house-broken!






"What was I thinking? I'm flying Han's old piece of junk,
got a fish for a co-pilot, and the darn energy shield is
still up. I should've taken my chances with Vader!"










"Come on James, I mean, Lord Vader. Give me a break!
After all, we've made more than a few movies together!"

"Oooh-weee! My, you sure look fine in that tight outfit!
Leia, you and Chewie look ok too...
but Han's got it going on!"

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