Georgette’s World Fake Star Wars Characters News – April 2012


Georgette’s World Fake Star Wars Characters News April 2012

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Georgette's World Fake Star Wars Characters News April 2012

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  • “Han Shot First” Finally Justified: “He came at me with a bag of Skittles.” Florida’s “Stand Your Ground” self-defense law provides legal cover for trigger-happy blaster-nuts across the Galaxy.
  • Disco? Disco! Dancing With The Star Wars: New Star Wars Kinect
    game let’s you party like it’s 1980!

  • WTF, George?! Lucas says he’s retired and “I’m moving away from the business, from the company, from all this kind of stuff.” May the Force still be with you, George.
  • Movie Review: Salmon Fishing in the Tatooine. A visionary Hutt has a big dream — to bring salmon fishing to the desert. Willing to spare no expense, he instructs his Jedi representative to turn his dream into reality, a crazy feat that will require the involvement of Coruscant’s leading fisheries expert, who happens to think the
    project is absurd and impossible. But not Chancellor Palpatine, who
    sees a feel-good public relations opportunity and forms an uneasy
    alliance with the Jedi fisherman. “Well, at least Jar Jar’s not in it.” ~ Roger Ebert

  • Really Bad Star Wars Merchandise Ideas That Never Made It :
    1. Jango Fett Rocket Fuel Cigarette Lighter
    2. Princess Leia Pepper Spray Necklace
    3. Han and Chewie’s Used Auto Parts
    4. Admiral Ackbar Cajun Crawdad Sauce
    5. Jabba the Hutt Chewing Tobacco
    6. Yoda’s Younglings Hard Koolaid
    7. Wampa Fur Toilet Seat and Rug Set
    8. Padme Amidala Prom Dress Collection
    9. Luke Skywalker Hand Lotion
    10. Darth Vader Fire Extinguisher
    11. Ewok Flea & Tick Collar

  • In 2012, critics are still claiming people hate Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace …over $43 Million in ticket sales proves it.

More captioned picture humor from “Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace”

Georgette’s World Fake Star Wars Characters News April 2012

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